In our younger days, Ben and I chased a lot of skirts together, but neither of us had any delusions about our appeal to the younger and more desirable women at Suzie's. Sure, we flirted with them, or tried to, but we were just a couple of old horn-dogs who liked to get together for drinks and laughs.“Hey, Ace!” Ben hollered from his stool at the crowded bar. “A lager and a double Jack Daniels for Harry!”My favorite bartender, a character everyone calls Ace Ventura because of his outrageous hairstyle, greeted me with his usual high-five. “How's it going, Splinter-Pecker?”“Every time I see you, I'm reminded that I've failed,” I said.“How?”“I could have been rich if I had put money in hair gel stocks.”“Watch the hair jokes! I like my hair. It's a fashion statement. It says a lot about me.”Ben snickered, “Yeah, that you're a slimy bastard.”Ace leaned over the bar and said to me in a stage whisper, “Guess who's next drink is going to be real, real weak?”“Fuck you, Ace,” Ben. I looked hot and I knew it. As I was dancing by myself, twirling around and moving my hands up and down my body, I caught the eye of another girl by herself. She was taller than me, with straight blonde hair and the biggest tits I had ever seen. She was barely wearing clothes - short black shorts and crop top that barely covered her chest. Her lips were pursed in a seductive smile, covered in wet red lipstick. She was hot. She winked at me and made her way over. “Hey” she said, as she started dancing next to me. I nodded my head and kept dancing. I wasn’t sure what to do in these situations so I figured not doing much was my best bet. We continued dancing through the songs and I was wondering what the hell was taking Dan so long. As I was turning my head to look for any sight of Dan, I felt a hand on my waist. I turned around and saw that the girl was now right in front of me, smiling. I think she knew that I was slightly uncomfortable because she pulled me closer and whispered in.
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